My Bulletproof Plan
I'm going to take my boat to the barrier, run the motor in neutral to get the carp to jump, and when they do i'm going to punch one right in its face as hard as i can. As it falls back toward the water in a daze, i'll yell "and tell your friends to STAY OUT!!". Problem solved.
posted by rocketj3 on Nov 20, 09 at 1:44 pm
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